BINGO!
Oh HELL no you did NOT just call out pre-mature BINGO! PARTY FOUL!
Bingo is our number one fundraiser throughout the year. Each month we put on a little production we call Cyber Slut Bingo. This is not the same as Third Friday Bingo. We are separate groups raising money for equally deserving causes.
In January, 2011 the Sluts moved the ever-growing, ever-popular Bingo to the Fraternal Order of Eagles (FOE). They have been VERY generous with us, providing us a FABULOUS space for an even more fabulous price! You know what that means? Less of the money we raise is wasted on rent and MORE MONEY GOES TO CHARITY! They're the ones who really need it. However with new spaces come new challenges. The only real challenge we have is TABLES! But trust me, we're working on it. We'll be purchasing more tables in the upcoming months so you can sit your fat butt down. :) Speaking of butts, have you seen ours? OH MY GOD! Becky LOOOK at her butt...
I thought of putting a list of party fouls in here so you could be prepared, but where is the fun in that? So you best be paying attention when we announce the party fouls. BIG SISTER IS WATCHING YOU!
Many of you suggest fine, deserving charities to us through the year. While we'd LOVE to give money to every one of them, it's just not possible. Each year the Cyber Sluts sit down and choose charities. We each choose one that is personally important to us, and we discuss the rest of the suggestions as needed to fill remaining months. We have a long list of charities on the waiting list to be chosen. So if you suggest a charity but never see it sponsored at a bingo, don't be hurt or offended. :)
Charities